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A beautiful woman with high standards. One who loves deeply but will cut your ass off if violated. Extremely sexual and open-minded.
Wow, LaChonta is one sexy mofo!
lachonta by Chonygirl December 19, 2016
Words you can keep
Ball Sack, Testicle, Nuts, Balls
I bounced my big lachonas on her face and that's how she got a black eye.
Lachonas by BooberDrivers September 19, 2017
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lashontae 

An adorable guy with a very kind heart. That cares about everyone, and puts their needs over his own. He is very sensitive, but very loyal and would do anything for the person(s) that mean the most to him. He has a hot temper, but only while dying in fortnite... he’s very very funny and it an amazing person to be around. A little clingy, but great all around.
Damnnnn Lashontae is hella hot

lacoontapalipanookie 

weird; goofy; silly; outrageous; spontanious; idiotic dufo
You look lacoontapalipanookie, dude!
lacoontapalipanookie by Carissa November 23, 2003
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