kynneth 

An amazing friend and someone you can rely on. He is a little moody at times but that’s only because he feels way too much. Knows how to appreciate the best things in life and pampers himself from time to time. If you find a Kynneth, don’t neglect or push him away. You might find him a little eccentric and socially awkward but, you will have the best friendship/relationship with him because he genuinely cares about you. A Kynneth tends to raise his guard for fear of getting hurt but, once he lets you in, you’re gonna have an epic time!

Kynneth cares about everyone.

kynneth by Jade Val November 23, 2021

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

Kenneth Cloonan by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018

Kenneth Nixon 

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.

"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

Kenneth Nixon by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009

Hot Kenneth 

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.

Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!

Hot Kenneth by thesituation89 January 19, 2010

Kenneth Bone 

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

Kenneth Bone by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.

There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!

Kenneth Boner by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016

Kenneth Ellerbe 

The current Washington DC Fire Chief who is widely known for changing the name of the department (DCFEMS) and funding uniform changes while not paying people their salaries. This man has social-agenda's and is in control of a 2,000 person work force while not showing any regard for his employee's. He is also known as a Dictator

You better not manage your company like Kenneth Ellerbe, or you'll have some pissed off employee's!

Kenneth Ellerbe by DC News Guy October 16, 2011