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kundracik 

Kundracik is that one friend in the group who is always considered to be gay. No one actually knows if he is because everybody is too afraid to ask. He is always acting sussy around other males but they pretend to be friends with him because they fear what would come if they didnt. Recent studies show that kundraciks have a teeny-weeny penis, no one knows for sure tho because kundraciks are destined to be virgins till their death. Their political and racial opinions are rather controversial so you better be white around them. Also, it helps when you are not an animal because it seems that their teeny-weeny penis always rises when he sees one. Some roomours say that he dated his long lost sister but he refuses..(sus). Otherwise he is a pretty good guy.
i have never seen such a small penis before
-oh, must have been a kundracik

(black dudes) ayo man lets get tf outta here
-why?
kundracik is coming
-we better run
kundracik by jardy505 November 20, 2021

Mort Kondracke 

I am Mort Kondracke.
Mort Kondracke by Blah February 8, 2005
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kondracki 

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Stinky Bobby

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Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
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flophouse 

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A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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