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If you are a kuai, then you are a homosexual virgin. Some noticable traits that kuai's possess are, someone who finds ways to fit in with the Italians, someone who works out too much, and someone who might be from China. A kuai's mom might be surprised if she sees the kuai with more than one friend at a time.
"OHHHH kuai you have twooo fwendddd"
Kuai by Mike Coolazoid November 10, 2008
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Hua Kuai 

(N.) Literal pronunciation of หัวควย or dickhead
Stop being a “hua kuai”.
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kuaihelani 

Oh my god you know kuaihelani. How does it feel knowing the hottest bitch on earth?
kuaihelani by Iknowuyoukmowme November 25, 2021
Defenition: Happy!
This is derived fron the Traditional Chinese Character happy, 快樂: Kuàilè
I am Kuailé!
Kuailé by Dr. Pluto September 12, 2020
Kuaia Known as Rude
kuaia by Rellabluh November 22, 2021

kuaihelani 

Simply the hottest bitch you have ever come in contact with. Kuaihelani is a mystical being that can only be defined by her otherworldly beauty.
Oh my god you know Kuaihelani? I’ve never seen such beauty!
kuaihelani by Iknowuyoukmowme November 25, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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