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Kroken is a guy who suddently leaves his job, and later regrets what he`s done and comes back on his knees, begging to get his beloved job back. He often plays hard to get between leaving and returning to his job.

"Kroken" is a norwegian name and translated to english, it means "hook". This howerver has nothing to do with the use of "Kroken".
At the office:
John: "Hey where`s Bob? He`s supposed to be here by now"

Frank: "Didn`t you hear? He quit yesterday at lunchtime!"

John: "WHAT?! Awww, that`s sooo Kroken!"
Kroken by TorSpe January 15, 2008
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Kroken is a place in norway, were all the cool peoples live. Kroken is not far from Tromsdalen(daln). Everyone from kroken hates people from daln.

Oooh, and yeah. everyone from kroken have a third leg.
Dude1: were u from?
dude2: Kroken
Dude1: wow dude sry for talking to you! dont kill me.
Dude2: whatever.

new born born
GOD DAMN!! see that boys third leg.. he is a realy kroken ganstaaah
kroken by Kroken gangstaaah April 15, 2009
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Karoline Kroken 

Karoline Kroken is the best and most caring person you will ever meet. If you meet her you have to stick to her end be loyal. She can be a bitch if you don’t treat her friends or family. She is always the smartest I’m class and she is also very good at sports, she masters basically everything. She is caring, pretty and beautiful, she also has a nice body. It’s not hard to know who is a Karoline Kroken because she is the prettiest human alive. If you are one of her friends or even her best friend she will stay loyal as long as you do. Over all is Karoline Kroken the best person alive.
Boy 1: Oh, see her over there she is the prettiest girl I’ve seen.

Boy 2: She is smart too so she must bee a Karoline Kroken.

Boy 1: I want to marry and live the rest of my life with her.

Boy 2: Me too.
Karoline Kroken by Tiktokiscool November 5, 2019

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Ship between Kuro and Kenma of Nekoma High School. They both are amazing little beans that love each other very much it’s from the anime haikyu
Kuroken was feared on the court
Kuroken by ThatAteezfan August 11, 2020
Kuroken is the slash ship between Kenma Kozume and Tetsurou Kuroo. It doesn't matter of you ship it romantically or platonically, its a very cute ship that definitely deserves love. They are canonically very close in the manga and can read each other's emotions and communicate non-verbally.

In canon, the two are best friends since childhood. The two were neighbours. Despite being awkward around each other at first (note Kenma was 7 and Kuroo 8), the pair bonded over videogames and eventually practiced volleyball together. They then joined the same team in middle school and the rest is history! Also, Kuroo likes tellimg stories about Kenma so much that their teammates have names for the stories. In the timeskip Kuroo and Kenma are still close and are workimg on a partnership together.

(please support kuroken!!!)
"What haikyuu ship do you prefer?"

"Definitely Kuroken!"
Kuroken by denki_simp December 23, 2020

kif kroker 

Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.
Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*
kif kroker by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003
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