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Justin Krizman 

An arrogant faggot who takes 2 hour long lunches to clap his girls cheeks out, and enjoys drinking different oil types for satisfaction, also loves yelling at employees and threatening to fire them if they breathe wrong, just an all around chode-licking, self centered, degenerate that thinks he’s the shit. Also enjoys taking it from the back from the lube techs in bay 5
Tim: Justin Krizman has been on lunch for an hour
Marshall: He’s probably drinking oil and getting his cheeks clapped

Tim: That’s definitely a Justin Krizman move
Marshall: That or he’s in the bay five licking a chode
Justin Krizman by DewBoy March 3, 2022
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Derived from the word 'charisma' it often defines someone with a quick temper, passionate dreams, and a creative and often disturbing mind. This person usually falls in love fast and becomes involved in everything they do with everything they are.
Dude, that piece was fricking awesome!

I know, I pulled a total Krizma!
Krizma by KrizmaJean January 29, 2009
Definition:
That which is a shame.
"Hey, Bob, I got genital warts."
"Oh KRIMANY!"
Krimany by Ty March 13, 2003

Krizzane 

"Krizzane" define as being independent, descent, formal, and gorgeous kind of women. They are one of a kind. They are very quiet kind of person but once you became close with her, she was talkative and true friend that you will badly needed in your life. They are vocal with the right people. Krizzane is a unique and beautiful name for a woman in the world. They are determined and put an full effort if they want something to achieve in their life. They are also a kind of women that men will love deeply, unconditionally, sincerely, and truly.
Dr. Krizzane is a pretty and skillful dentist I have ever known. A truly kind of woman with beauty and brains.
Krizzane by Azzyglen November 22, 2021

krimany! 

That which is a shame.
"Bob, I got genital warts"
"oh KRIMANY!"
krimany! by Ty March 13, 2003
Good, Kind & loving person with good personality and Really good looking
Krizan is too kind
krizan by Zackspar0w November 21, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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