One of the funniest, sweetest, and strongest people you'll ever meet. She's so beautiful, but she doesn't see it, and that's what makes her beautiful. ;) She's in love with 10 boys, and one of them will marry her one day. She'll never let you down, you can always count on her to make you laugh. Ok I'm going to stop before this sounds too lesbian.
Kristi Kline: I wish Niall would love me.
Megan: He's your husband, stupid.
by Anonymous Mouses August 19, 2013
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The act of vomiting into someones mouth followed by the receptor vomiting on the vomiters chest or some other part of their body.
Jessica and I got drunk last night and ended up giving each Hot Kristies. I vomited in her mouth and then she vomited on my penis and then i vomited on her breasts and so on.
by Brownson Pincheau January 7, 2005
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When you have such a massive vagina that you need to use actual midgets as dildos.
She's been around the block a few times, she definitely has a Dirty Kristi.
by Crucibled December 10, 2018
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Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.
Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.
by Crusty Kristi January 9, 2018
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A girl that is amazing in all ways and makes me happy that I met her she might be short but don’t mess with her she has a bad attitude and can hold a grudge but I truly love my kristy and she can get a lil wild when the time comes but makes me happy I love my kristy
Kristy Yoder is a complete babe I’d tap that any day
by Yourrr daddy January 7, 2019
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Amazing, beautiful ass, smart, caring, beautiful eyes, and all around amzing.
by Al8809 January 24, 2017
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An amazing girl who cared for more people then you could imagine. very loving and everyone who knew her loved or cared for her very much.
She was out spoken loud and fun. Very beautiful and kind hearted, enjoyed partying it up and having a good time.
She will always be missed.
by thatgurl90 September 21, 2010
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