Dirty Kristi

When you have such a massive vagina that you need to use actual midgets as dildos.

She's been around the block a few times, she definitely has a Dirty Kristi.

by Crucibled December 9, 2018

Dirty Kirstie lee

This girl shoots shrek figurines up random people’s buttholes until they scream “Do the roar”. They are to be FEARED.

“HELP SHARON IS DOIN A DIRTY KIRSTIE LEE ON ME”

by Broskiiiiii3000 April 13, 2020

Dirty Kristina

A Dirty Kristina is when a female gives sexual pleasure to a males anus

I met up with this girl last night and gave me a dirty kristina

by BuckingBronco69 June 5, 2020

dirty kristin

v. when having sex a guy pulls out, cums in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his dick

I haven't brushed my teeth all day...Mike, will you dirty kristin me?

by Kalison November 7, 2007

dirty kristal

The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.

I was fingering my mans Hershey highway, and pulled a dirty kristal.

by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020

dirty khristina

When your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you ass while you're sleeping and gives you a mustache with it... Payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!

Woke in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my ass, didn't know till morning when I went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty Khristina...

by kaybeo December 13, 2019

Dirty Karistionna

An act of masterbation. While using a curling iron as a dildo, you turn it on and go until you cannot stand the heat.

I cannot wait for Friday night, the girls and I are gonna have a Dirty Karistionna competition at Karen’s house.

by CuckNorris12 June 14, 2020