Dirty Kristi

When you have such a massive vagina that you need to use actual midgets as dildos.

She's been around the block a few times, she definitely has a Dirty Kristi.

by Crucibled December 9, 2018

dirty kristy

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.

That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!

by Theawsomechick308 June 7, 2019

Dirty Kristy

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

by Big Dean G June 16, 2020

Dirty Kristie

Dirty Kristie very happy and will do pretty much ANYTHING to ANYONE when alcohol is involved, but shy and quiet and won't make eye contact while sober

Dirty Kristie is out to have fun tonight, give her a beer.

by Kristieherself June 11, 2020

Dirty Kristy

Closet Cougar who prays on young men!

Had a Dirty Kristy last nite

by Superkricky66 October 13, 2021

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026