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krampis is my friend, crapis, and krampis is very cool because Homeless Krampis Depot is a cool server- if its not still named Homeless Krampis Depot, I'll cry
hey bro! krampis 34, 35 and 36 are making out
oh no way bro, lets make out
krampis and krampis 5 make out
by layveel May 31, 2021
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Krampussy

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020
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krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.
Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.
by Jin Chui January 15, 2008
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Krampusnacht

The German pronunciation of Krampus Nights, a celebration in Europe of Krampus the Anti-Santa Christmas demon of folklore
"Guten Krampusnacht is German for Good Krampus Nights. I hope you have fun, don't let Krampus get you!
by Krampus X December 26, 2010
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KRAMPUS

A monster that is basically Santa goes down your chimney, snatches naughty kids and puts them in a wiker basket which he then sends you to his castle hidden away somewhere in Germany where he keeps you as a prisoner and punishes you and whips you with a whip. he often jumps across houses not on Christmas eve but actually on December 5th as well as Saint Nikolas day.
Sally: What is a scary legend Germany came up with?
Gemma: Krampus
Sally: Oh Ok thanks
Gemma: He see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
by Daddy_Finn'sMonster December 5, 2018
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Krampus

When you have your period at Christmas plus, you also have cramps - its called Krampus.
OMG. Im having Krampus.

Ugh. It's Krampus Eve.
by iCaptainCook November 16, 2018
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Krapistan

Noun A word used to refer to any and all middle eastern or central asian countries. Comes from adding an altered spelling of crap to "istan"
"We might have our problems here in the U.S. of A.; But I'm sure glad I don't live in Krapistan!"
by PCL January 29, 2005
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