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Kranking 

When somebody cries, while they also wank.
Dean is always Kranking, he's a bit weird.
Kranking by Kranking May 30, 2015

KRANKIN UP 

TO DANCE IN A HIP HOP FASHION. AND DANCE HOW YOU WANT TO. SOMETIMES AGAINST FRIENDS.
DANG JIT KRANKIN UP ON YO ASS
KRANKIN UP by KING J 813 March 12, 2009
1)Clam
2)to incorrectly translate Japanese words written in katakana.
3)to be omnipotent
"Clam, you are the Krawking!"
krawking by mutsumi December 13, 2008
Goddamnit that pittbull left a krakken on my lawn again.
Krakken by poopiefarts September 10, 2009

Whackin' the Krakin 

Masturbating. To masturbate.

To release the krakin, when by krakin you mean your penis.
Tod: Hey Joe, were you just whackin' the krakin in the bathroom?

Joe: No.

release the Krakken 

An alternate way to say "deficate", similar to "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool" or "take the Browns to the Super Bowl." Except in this case, it is often used to indicate a massive bowel movement, one worthy of the Gods themselves.
Oh my Gods, I ate at the Greek buffet for lunch, and now I have to release the Krakken!