kosalfied

Being friend zoned by the person whom you've had a huge crush on but still can't stop thinking about her due to which you remain single.

I was kosalfied by Soppanasundari two years ago.

by ahambrahmasmi April 7, 2020

koalified

Hugging on a tree upside down a few feet off the ground.

Person A: Is that new cherry ready?
Person B: He is fully Koalified!

by HeavyDropGluck April 26, 2023

koalified

adj. Aussie expression for a Veterinarian, or any other semi-professional bloke, who has passed all his exams and is able to leave University, or the Perth College of Sheep-dipping as the case may be, and inflict himself, or herdself, upon the world.

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G’day Bruce! Heard, or should I say ‘Herd’ , you have koalified at last! How soon ‘til the local jumpbucks face yer clobber and start feeling the gentle touch of your tar brush on their tender spots?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025