Kong Shlong

God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there
by Mega succ 69 420 March 08, 2017
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King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word
My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.
by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021
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Hong Kong shlong

The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters
Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple
by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020
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donkey kong dong shlong

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
by G dawg mad August 14, 2003
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