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Konfi is an expression used when inserting your middle finger younger women.

This is often used in parties involving rosé wine and under age females
Dude 1: I gave so much konfi last night!

Dude 2: Can i smell your finger?
konfi by Fetterlein November 21, 2013
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"Konim" stands for High-quality 2D animation produced in India. Just like Japanese cartoons are called anime, therefore there should be a unique term for the high-quality animation produced in India as well. Most artists in India call high-quality cartoons "Indian Anime", but that doesn't make sense because the whole meaning of anime is "animation which is made in japan".So after lot of thinking and deciding with a lot of skilled animators, we decided to
name it "Konim".
Do you watch Konim?
Which is your favorite Konim?
Konim by RG Bucket List March 31, 2021
The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate
Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.
Deceiving someone via social media or dating site by posting/sending pics or videos that are very old and
don't represent the way you currently look.

Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia
Fuck man I got koifished on POF. That chick I met the other night looked hot on her profile pics, but when I saw her she looked 15 years older and had gained alot of weight.
Koifished by foxaguilar August 21, 2018
A phenomenal fellow, with a chiseled jaw, marvelous brown eyes, beautiful hair, and virtually crystalline teeth. Generally highly intelligent, ambitious, perhaps an overachiever as well. Notably black as well, generally from Ghana. Kofi is astoundingly handsome, but frequently attempts to mask it by the clothing he wears, which may not be conventionally normal or attractive.
Male: "Does that happen to be a Kofi? That would be impossible!"

Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"
Kofi by Pyricles April 23, 2018
Konica is just such an amazing girl she is someone that you would love so much if you are dating a konica then you sure are lucky because konica's are like the best girls in the universe they are awesome and funny and they are also so pretty and if you do get the chance to date a konica then they will love you so much and care for you so much but they also love to watch youtube
Guy:hey look at that girl she is so pretty.
Other guy:of course she is pretty that's konica
Konica by Greatwriter June 19, 2018

potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.
Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.
potch koffie by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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