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Any person who is a complete fucktard and has no idea what warez are even though he's blatantly having a conversation about them
"im not talking about warez :P" then..
"i cloned it from a friend" followed by..
"hehehe warez is downloadin it from the web well my friend paid for it so who careS :P"
Konfig by ShotMonkey October 11, 2004
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königlicher Atomsuff 

"royal atom boozing"

In germany we say ''königlicher Atomsuff'' when the drunkness of the partypeople is so high that they feel like royals. Words can't describe how good "königlicher Atomsuff" is.
Wow, königlicher Atomsuff is so good. I love it.
Simon had such a good königlicher Atomsuff.
Some hot dude in a video game
me: I AM SO FUCKING DOWN BAD FOR KONIG

my friend: OMG SAME ON MY KNEES-
Konig by Number_one_simpppp August 25, 2023

konfigurare_note.10.pro 

konfigurare_note.10.pro is a techtoker that loves putting custom roms on his main phone
person: ba konfigurare_note.10.pro da opreste-te din a pune de 80 de ori pe zi un nou custom rom doar ca sa te intorci iar la miui 😃
konfigurare_note.10.pro: nu
Short for "Kontol Firman" (Firman Cock) in Indonesian
Person 1 : Has it been konfirm?

Person 2 : Yes, it's on the Kontol Firman
konfirm by Einz February 25, 2021

Kontigent 

Additional train ticket. You have to buy kontigent from train driver when you didn't buy train ticket.
Train driver: You need to buy kontigent or you will have problems.

Customer: Okay i will buy it, or hmm maybe it's better to pay a fine.
Kontigent by Matus. December 18, 2021
a german beer, can be spelt as koenig
ooo this konig looks gooooood
konig by erin mcalinden March 11, 2008
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