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koelnisch wasser
The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.
The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...
koelnisch wasser by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004
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To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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