koeltn

The sweetest man you will ever meet. Always loyal and knows how to treat a girl.

Bro i wish i could date koeltn.

by cadaxxe June 1, 2020

koelnisch wasser

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004

Koellner

One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"

Koellner a name that will last in infamy.

by Moses December 13, 2004

keltner

a weird crazy monkey with stick in behind

look at that keltner going crazy

by jessica mladineo January 30, 2009

Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.

Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner

by Zmyancy September 24, 2019

Lee Keltner

To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.

If someone acts like they're gonna pull a gun on me, I'm gonna Lee Keltner their ass.

by FuckTrumpAndBoebert2024 May 4, 2024