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koelnisch wasser 

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.
The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...
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Koellner 

One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"
Koellner a name that will last in infamy.
Koellner by Moses December 13, 2004
look at that keltner going crazy
keltner by jessica mladineo January 30, 2009

Kevin Keltner 

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.
Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner
Kevin Keltner by Zmyancy September 24, 2019

Lee Keltner 

To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.
If someone acts like they're gonna pull a gun on me, I'm gonna Lee Keltner their ass.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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