kocknocker

a person that you do not like, could be used to describe a gay male or a friendley female,or also a wanker

some one that realy gets under your skin or you just dont like ie man that chris playle is a kocknocker

kocknocker by 111111hayden111111 February 24, 2008

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker 

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014

Cocknocker 

A dumb ass bitch who is an absolute dick head

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker

Cocknocker by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019

Cocknocker 

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it

"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)

Cocknocker by Bensonator March 28, 2004

Floppy Titty Cocknocker 

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.

Floppy Titty Cocknocker by The 4 guys who use Jolene for SEX August 19, 2003