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knob noster 

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.
When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.
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knob noster 

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.
Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!
knob noster by feck nishes May 24, 2009

Knob Noster 

1. The location of Whiteman Air Force Base

2. Deepthroat blowjob with head shaking
Dude she gave me the gnarliest knob Noster last night

Knob nobster 

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end
That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore
Knob nobster by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017

knobnoster

a boy who sucks other mens dicks in order to pay for his drugs
I got knobnostered by A kid so he could buy meth
knobnoster by jiss on myself April 5, 2003

Knobnoster

Synonymous with "cocksucker," knobnoster is actually the name of a town in Vermont. Easily used an a vituperative, the work "knobnoster" can act as both a noun or an adjective
Aww, shut the fuck up, dumbass knobnoster!
Knobnoster by Jonathan A November 12, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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