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Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.

When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.

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knob noster

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.

Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!

knob noster by feck nishes May 24, 2009

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Knob Noster

1. The location of Whiteman Air Force Base

2. Deepthroat blowjob with head shaking

Dude she gave me the gnarliest knob Noster last night

Knob Noster by Bigdickbandit32 May 8, 2018

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Knob nobster

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end

That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore

Knob nobster by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017

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knobnoster

a boy who sucks other mens dicks in order to pay for his drugs

I got knobnostered by A kid so he could buy meth

knobnoster by jiss on myself April 5, 2003

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Knobnoster

Synonymous with "cocksucker," knobnoster is actually the name of a town in Vermont. Easily used an a vituperative, the work "knobnoster" can act as both a noun or an adjective

Aww, shut the fuck up, dumbass knobnoster!

Knobnoster by Jonathan A November 12, 2004

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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