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Kmfd is an abbreviation used during texting.
The abbreviation 'kmfd' stands for Kill Me Fucking Dead
There is also a very common abbreviation 'kmd' which mean kill me dead
This abbreviation is usually used to express stress or frustration while texting or probably just a sigh of relief.
B : 'What happened to you and Damian. Didn't you all now get back together.'
N: 'Yea but we didn't work out.'
B: 'You should have listened to me when I told you not to go back with him.'
N: 'kmfd'
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by nessa666 October 16, 2020
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