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Kmfd is an abbreviation used during texting.
The abbreviation 'kmfd' stands for Kill Me Fucking Dead
There is also a very common abbreviation 'kmd' which mean kill me dead
This abbreviation is usually used to express stress or frustration while texting or probably just a sigh of relief.
B : 'What happened to you and Damian. Didn't you all now get back together.'
N: 'Yea but we didn't work out.'
B: 'You should have listened to me when I told you not to go back with him.'
N: 'kmfd'
kmfd by ily.ness October 16, 2020
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An industrial/rock band of German origin.

The acronym itself is said to have 1001 meanings.
Kein Mitleid fur die Mehreit; No Pity for the Masses/No Compassion for the Majority

Keine macht fur Dich mehr; Noone does more for you
kmfdm by Shamsael September 29, 2003
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KMFDM, purveyor of the ultra heavy beat, is a drug against war.

They're here to welcome you into our New American Century.
KMFDM is an band that doesn't suck.
KMFDM by Ich heisse superfantastick December 14, 2008
The best industrial band and is also, a drug against war.

It means No Pity For The Majority, the acronym is in German.
"KMFDM is a drug against war!"
KMFDM by Zach T. Radass December 13, 2022
Kein Mehrheit Furh Die Mitleid = No Pity for the Majority.
The Fathers of industrial rock who are still better than the best.
KMFDM is a drug against war!
KMFDM by TheManTheMythTheLegend November 11, 2003
An awesome band

Kein Mehrheit Furh Die Mitleid = No mercy for the masses
person 1: What are you listening to?
person 2: KMFDM!
KMFDM by kit killjoy August 4, 2009
Kein Mehrheit Furh Die Mitleid which is German for "No Pity for the Majority."

The best band ever; The best band to see live.

Currently composed of: Sascha Konietzko (The Käpt'n), Raymond Watts, Lucia Cifarelli, Jules Hodgson, Andy Selway.
KMFDM is the greatest band to walk the face of the Earth.
kmfdm by MissIndustrial April 16, 2004
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