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Klurity is a religion that holds the belief that demons exist in the world and can enter a person's body through their head. To prevent this, followers of Klurity are required to wear head coverings at all times to protect themselves from the demons. This practice, known as "demon shielding," is considered to be a crucial aspect of the Klurity faith.
Teacher-“Take your hat off”
Me-“I can’t”

Teacher-“Why”
Me-“Its part of my religion”

Teacher-“And what religion is that”

Me-“ Klurity to protect me from the demons”

Teacher-“Oh Ok sorry”
klurity by KlurityGOD January 20, 2023
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1. Extrememly homosexual being

2. One who is so obsessed with computer games that he calls himself "KLAR" while in public

3. "Non-Macking" One
1. OMG that guy over there with the purse is SO Klarity.

2. Wow, there's this in the video game store with a nametag that says "KLAR" hes really Klarity.

3. That poor guy is all alone and dateless, but who cares he's just a klarity.
Klarity by *O_o* December 22, 2004
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Envelopes extreme homosexuality strenuously to the tune of naked sweaty men.
Wow I like men SO MUCH i think ill call myself KLARITY on the INTARNIZZLE so that I can get all the guys FO SHO
klarity by mega December 22, 2004
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