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Klurity is a religion that holds the belief that demons exist in the world and can enter a person's body through their head. To prevent this, followers of Klurity are required to wear head coverings at all times to protect themselves from the demons. This practice, known as "demon shielding," is considered to be a crucial aspect of the Klurity faith.
Teacher-“Take your hat off”
Me-“I can’t”

Teacher-“Why”
Me-“Its part of my religion”

Teacher-“And what religion is that”

Me-“ Klurity to protect me from the demons”

Teacher-“Oh Ok sorry”
klurity by KlurityGOD January 20, 2023
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1. Extrememly homosexual being

2. One who is so obsessed with computer games that he calls himself "KLAR" while in public

3. "Non-Macking" One
1. OMG that guy over there with the purse is SO Klarity.

2. Wow, there's this in the video game store with a nametag that says "KLAR" hes really Klarity.

3. That poor guy is all alone and dateless, but who cares he's just a klarity.
Klarity by *O_o* December 22, 2004
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Envelopes extreme homosexuality strenuously to the tune of naked sweaty men.
Wow I like men SO MUCH i think ill call myself KLARITY on the INTARNIZZLE so that I can get all the guys FO SHO
klarity by mega December 22, 2004

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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