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1. Extrememly homosexual being

2. One who is so obsessed with computer games that he calls himself "KLAR" while in public

3. "Non-Macking" One
1. OMG that guy over there with the purse is SO Klarity.

2. Wow, there's this in the video game store with a nametag that says "KLAR" hes really Klarity.

3. That poor guy is all alone and dateless, but who cares he's just a klarity.
Klarity by *O_o* December 22, 2004
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Envelopes extreme homosexuality strenuously to the tune of naked sweaty men.
Wow I like men SO MUCH i think ill call myself KLARITY on the INTARNIZZLE so that I can get all the guys FO SHO
klarity by mega December 22, 2004
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klaritza 

Klaritza is a beautiful person has ur back n beat a bitch ass in 1.2 seconds n don't mess with her she is a good friend n any guy would be lucky to have her.
Dude 1 ayy bro is that klaritza
Dude 2 yea bro she fine huh

Dude 1 yes

Dude 2 she is nice to but do t mess with her

Dude 1 oh yea fool I do t wanna mess with her
klaritza by Ok wdym May 20, 2018
you want to play marioKLART but also want to play mario partY, hence suggesting ‘KLARTY’ in the chat. whoever uses this term possesses large amounts of gay and appears demic-like
ethan: “hey wanna play some klart pal?”
lewis plant: “what about KLARTY”
ethan: “you fat neek”
klarty by grommug May 13, 2021
Klurity is a religion that holds the belief that demons exist in the world and can enter a person's body through their head. To prevent this, followers of Klurity are required to wear head coverings at all times to protect themselves from the demons. This practice, known as "demon shielding," is considered to be a crucial aspect of the Klurity faith.
Teacher-“Take your hat off”
Me-“I can’t”

Teacher-“Why”
Me-“Its part of my religion”

Teacher-“And what religion is that”

Me-“ Klurity to protect me from the demons”

Teacher-“Oh Ok sorry”
klurity by KlurityGOD January 20, 2023
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