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"K'Lee-Rees"

Literally: "On my dick."

"Kliris" is a conjugation of the word klir, which is a vulgar form of the word "penis:" "dick" or "cock."

This slang term can be used to denote a careless attitude. Similar, less vulgar phrases include "I don't care,""I don't give a shit," and "I couldn't be bothered."

Interestingly, "kliris" can be used in both its positive and negative forms to convey the same message. "On my dick" and "not on my dick" are one and the same.

"On my dick:" Kliris
"Not on my dick:" Kliris chi

See also: danzis
Person 1: "Hey, your girlfriend is mad at you for flirting with her friends."
Person 2: "Kliris."
Person 1: "She says she's not going to speak with you until you apologize."
Person 2: "Kliris chi."
Person 1: "That's the spirit! Where are those hoes at?"
kliris by Kir Doost December 28, 2007
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Just a boy that is good and does no wrong. Earth doesn't deserve this boy.
Person 1: God, that guy's such a Kirishima...
Person 2: Don't insult Kirishima like this!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Kirishima is above all of us, y'know!
Person 1: Oh! Right, sorry.
Kirishima by anonymous October 8, 2017
Kirishima is a cinnamon roll who may act like a man around other people but will forever be a soft boi wether he likes it or not
Kirishima is a soft boi
Kirishima by Mirissa July 22, 2019
A shark boi who deserves all of your love. He is also hard boi 1 (Tetsutetsu is hard boi 2). He is the sweetest and most innocent Persian you will ever meet.
Person 1: where is Kirishima?
Person 2: sound the alarms we need to find the pure innocent shark boi!!!! If anyone hurts him it’ll be the last thing they do!!
Kirishima by KiriBaku October 27, 2019
Woah he's literally Kirishima.
Kirishima by Kacchashima May 14, 2020

eijirou kirishima 

the cutest little thing in the world . if you spot a wild eijirou kirishima , squish his cheeks and tell him you love him .
person a : ayo! i see an eijirou kirishima!!
person b: omg, dude! go hug him!
everyone loves eijirou kirishima
eijirou kirishima by lol bug November 26, 2020
Eijirou Kirishima is a manly man and should be protected at all costs. On the outside he can be hard as rock (literally), but on the inside he is a huge softie. He also has a crush on Bakugou.
(I mean, it’s obvious.)
“Hey, have you seen Kirishima anywhere?”
I don’t know. Probably out hiking with Bakugou.”