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Kleveland is a man who is highly intelligent but may not know it. He is very attractive and usually plays a sport like football or baseball. Girls love him because he is so attractive he will never get rejected by anyone. He's a bit of a player usually but it's ok. He talks a lot but he usually chill.
Damn is that kleveland, he is so hot
Of course he is, he's kleveland
Yea I heard he's kind of popular
Yea he definitely is.
by Skitz... November 21, 2021
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Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016
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Cleveland Swirlie

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.
by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014
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cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.
I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.
by JoseDavis April 22, 2015
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Cleveland Steamstress

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.
Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!
by dafuzball February 19, 2015
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Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
by wmbdover September 26, 2012
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Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.
by streetwhiz May 16, 2009
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