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When a man drops his pants and you cant tell if what you see is a small penis or and large clit, what you see is a Klett.
John: Dude I was so surprised last night.
Jim: Why?
John: Well Cory acts so cool I thought he had a big penis.
Jim: And?
John: He has a fuckin Klett. That shit was funny.
Klett by John Bateman December 19, 2009
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I ran over a squirel and it made the most klettlike sound.
klett by Bill Enis March 16, 2005
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Klett Taurus 

A reference to getting some snatch. Getting lucky. Having sex
Ryan was hoping to enjoy some Klett Taurus after the game.
If Ken wanted some Klett Taurus, he needs to stop dressing like a nasty ass slob.
DJ needs a bigger garage with all the Klett Taurus he gets
Klett Taurus by FuzzBuzz February 8, 2022

Kleptach 

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.
Kick 'em in the Kleptach!
Kleptach by Awasux September 10, 2012

Kleather 

Clothes.

Used in Ylvis brother's video "The Cabin". Derives from the norwegian saying "det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlig _klær_". This saying has a rhyme to it, so when they sang it in english they made up the word kleather to make it rhyme.
there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad kleather
Kleather by Markie123123 October 6, 2013

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018
One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.
Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?
Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014
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