Skip to main content

klepto yeti

A large, hairy, and white male who possesses an almost snow-like complexion and has an unquenchable thirst for thievery. Commonly dwells in the more temperate southern regions of the world and is a relative of the northeastern yetty.
Blight! My jumpdrive's gone... damn klepto yeti must've ganked it when I went to the bathroom.
by That Nick Guy May 4, 2006
mugGet the klepto yeti mug.

kleptoyenia

an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.

Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).

kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
mugGet the kleptoyenia mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email