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Klausie My Bestie ^_^

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thats Klausie !! He's My Bestie. Not Urs.
klausie by xuvolt March 9, 2021
Words you can keep
a short and kind best friend 🥺🦋
You are the klausie to my life ☹️💕💕
klausie by jen 🥺🦋🦋 March 9, 2021

klaussexual 

Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him
Dude! She’s klaussexual she won’t even look at you!
klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020

klausexual 

Is when you only feel feelings for Klaus mikelason
Omg she’s obsessed with him she must be klausexual
klausexual by Mariah123 December 29, 2020

klaussexual 

A person who is attracted to Klaus mikaleson
Oh Donna can’t stop drooling over Klaus she must be klaussexual
klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020

KlausSexual 

You are completely and utterly in love with Klaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals.
Caroline: I think I'm in love with Klaus Mikaelson.
Damon: That means your KlausSexual.

janner-klausner 

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.
Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!
janner-klausner by Natan french June 15, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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