by jifejisn December 08, 2014
A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.
See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
by mexican bean November 21, 2004
by Shaun R. Palmer February 02, 2008
Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.
Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!
by Plufplamton January 29, 2017
Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024
David: I heard you got the klams from Beatrice last week
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
by ur cute daddy October 11, 2019