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Delusional-
characterized by or holding idiosyncratic beliefs or impressions that are contradicted by reality or rational argument, typically as a symptom of mental disorder.
Why are you so kkaspar?
kkaspar by XXXPussySlayer420 October 5, 2022
Words you can keep

Garry Kasparov 

The greatest chess player of all time.
He is of Armenian descent.
Bob: Damn, I again lost this chess match against Jack.
Steven: Yeah, he is such a Garry Kasparov.
A level of awesomeness so high it kicks you in the @$$ and leaves you breathless and bewildered.
He thinks he's sooo Kaspary, When he's soo not!!
Kaspary by Mrs. Kaspar Varn =) November 3, 2010

Gigi Kasparova 

A Québécois chess prodigy that will beat prime (a chess amateur) soon. Rumours suggest that she will also beat Cat and eventually Rockr.
Wow look! It’s gigi kasparova! Not only she is good at skating, but she’s improving at chess at a rapid rate!
Gigi Kasparova by Prime and Cat April 13, 2021
A guy which you would like to know. He has a special name, so he is someone special. A Kaspar is a cute, sexy, loving person.
I'm lonely, I wish I had a Kaspar
Oh, look! that must be a Kaspar!
Kaspar by MSexi1 December 15, 2010

Garry Kasparov 

That guy who had the record for the highest points in chess, until this other guy reached higher. He quit chess in the 2000-s. He got beat by a powerful chess-playing supercomputer in the 1990's.
Garry Kasparov by IDKIDC December 10, 2013
An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Kaspar loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Kaspar in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Kaspar's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Kaspar by kasparlover69 August 25, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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