The breed that is referred to by the last name “Kallström” is rare. Usually of the white-red tone, they range in many different sizes. Hailing originally from Northern Europe, the migrants dropped the umlaut from above the ‘
o’ and continued on to Canada. Here, they marveled at the sports ‘hokey’ and sing-along karaoke. They also tasted for the first
time the wine of the gods,
beer. When the degrees dropped startlingly, the warm-blooded creatures traveled south into the realm of the US of A. Not all made it out of the blizzard state of
Canadia. Those in the US of A settled in farming nations, raising children and
sheep. Friends of the Indians, they now have found
peace. Anti-social by nature, these creatures have learned to acclimate to the robber baron ways of the US of A.