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Kitching 

A guy who wants a loyal girl to cook for him. But is a sly guy who doesn’t like commitment.
‘God look at Jordan he is so kitching’
‘Why is that guy treating that girl like that it is so kitching’
Kitching by Ducksrgratelikecheese November 26, 2018
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Kitching 

KITCHING is if you laugh very strangely at something that isnt that funny. To KITCH is to laugh strangely. A KITCHER is a person who laughs strangely.
Somebody reads a poster that says,"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

a KITCHER then starts KITCHING
Kitching by Daniel Cale June 23, 2007

Kitching out 

To agree to meet at a place for an event or activity only to not show.
"Dude Tim said he'd come out for beers but a half hour later he still aint here"

"I know man Tim always is Kitching out"
Kitching out by kavinblackbarr August 20, 2009

Audrey Kitching 

Model, Hairdresser and "Scenequeen". Made e-famous as the now ex girlfriend of Travis Richter of From First To Last as well as Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco. Born July 26, 1985 she is currently working on a new project called Trashy Life with friend Zui Suicide, one of the models for the suicide girls group. Although it's Zui's career, they will have no nudity included, Trashy Life is for photoshoots, travel journals, and possibly television, as they have the shoot for their tv pilot episode coming up very soon.
Audrey Kitching changes her hair more than some people do underwear, but I love her for it.
Audrey Kitching by Torso Takes 2nd September 21, 2008

Audrey Kitching 

Audrey is an internet scene queen who is most popular for having pink hair. She does a lot of promotion and partner work on/with the social networking site Buzznet. Her modeling is always under great criticism, but whether you love her or hate her, she does not seem to be going away anytime soon. Her grammar and spelling are an embarrassment - even to an uneducated person. She has been very lucky to walk the runway for fashion designer Jared Gold, especially given that she is only 5'4". Some people say that she is a wanna be factory girl - she and Linda Strawberry did a performance piece that was once displayed in the Andy Warhol museum.
Audrey Kitching is a pink haired model in L.A. She is far too skinny and should put less food on her head and more in her mouth.
Audrey Kitching by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

marie caroline lufkin kitching

it's the most hot girl on planeth earth. internet celebrity. every boy loves her. every girl hates her. she has awesome pictures. a hot body. piercings. beautiful eyes. great smile.
marie caroline lufkin kitching is my friend on Facebook.

Audrey Kitching 

Audrey Kitiching, a Trashy Scene Queen, Model & Hairdresser, & also really boring & pretty retarded.
She has no originality & looks like every other person on Myspace, But instead fucks boys in shit Emo and Scene bands, & dyes her hair until her scalp bleeds.

An Idol for 13 year old girls who are HxC & have already lost their Virginity, & know everything about her. They also all tend to have a Myspace account.

She is also known for getting flamed, & getting other kids who don't know about her flamed, on popular Livejournal community's.
13 year old girl #1: "Lolz! Did u here tht Audrey Kitching dyed her hair again!!!???11"
13 year old girl #2: "No Waii! I bet she lookz suuu kwl!!"

Person #1: "Uhmmm haii guiz, I'm wondering where I cud find a pic of dis girl? *shows picture of Audrey* Haz she gotz a myspace? I luv her hairz!"
Person #2: "LOLZ AUDREY!"
Person #3: "Lolz!11 Just look @ everi othr person on myspace!"
Peron #4: "LOLZ! LOLZ! U GOT PWNED."
Audrey Kitching by Some kid from December 15, 2008
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