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Kissup
1-To flatter or otherwise act more positive than normal , usually to a person in a position of power (IE teacher, boss, head gangster, slave master, etc) in the hopes of attaining personal gain in the form of a better opinion from the kissupee. Often spelled 'Kiss Up'
2-A person who kisses up (see definition 1)
3-To date someone in a much higher social class than you. Often spelled 'kiss up'
4-A person who dates someone in a much higher social class than them.
2-A person who kisses up (see definition 1)
3-To date someone in a much higher social class than you. Often spelled 'kiss up'
4-A person who dates someone in a much higher social class than them.
1-Did you see how James brought Mrs. Blow chocolate? He was totally kissing up to her.
2-James is such a kissup. He gave our teacher Mrs. Blow oral just so he could get an A.
3-Did you see Moriah kiss up? He and that slutty cheerleader Emily were making googly eyes at each other all through that test!
4-Moriah got lucky, the damn kissup. He was sucking Emily's tits behind the gym.
2-James is such a kissup. He gave our teacher Mrs. Blow oral just so he could get an A.
3-Did you see Moriah kiss up? He and that slutty cheerleader Emily were making googly eyes at each other all through that test!
4-Moriah got lucky, the damn kissup. He was sucking Emily's tits behind the gym.
Kissup by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009
kissun scents
The smell of fecal matter that intimate garments like thongs and underwear aquire when worn for a long time.
kissun scents by Shaquanda Jefferson February 27, 2018
Kissues
KISSUES (pr. KISS-shoes) A combination of the words 'kissing' and 'issues' - 'KISSUES' refers to a third party, usually not present, who has kissed one or both of the first and second parties, but has issues, either with the kissing or just in general.
Person1 : What happened with that random guy the other night?
Person 2: Oh we made out, but he has kissues.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
Person 2: Yeah, he's married, he's a closeted gay and he's addicted to crystal meth.
Person 2: Oh.
Person 2: Oh we made out, but he has kissues.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
Person 2: Yeah, he's married, he's a closeted gay and he's addicted to crystal meth.
Person 2: Oh.
Kissues by dudewhotalkscrapallday February 4, 2010
Kissfull
Kissfull by CornyStare September 27, 2022
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