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Kirbying 

Eating something so fast you practically inhale it and become it in it's entirety.
My cousin spent all weekend Kirbying his wife and now he's more of a pussy than before.
Kirbying by Dr. Jumba Jookiba July 16, 2016
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kirbying 

When you eat ass so unrealistically well that it seems that you are about to swallow the entire ass whole, much like how Kirby sucks in things his size and larger.
-Dude eating ass is so gross.
-What are you talking about? It's great. I eat ass so well I eat the whole ass. I'm kirbying that shit every night. Eat the entire ass.

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kirbying by Sen_boi July 6, 2016
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Kirbying 

When you inhale a titty in your mouth as far as possible and then you slowly let it out of your mouth.
Bob was kirbying Alice’s titties. Alice did not enjoy it however Bob did.
Kirbying by woolaawoo December 21, 2023
the act of flailing ones hands in an utterly rediculous manner, usually done by homosexual men.
He was kirbing so much I thought that he had broken wrists.
kirbing by William Grace January 24, 2007

Kirbingulus

A horse that is strange
(horse)
Man: OMG ITS KIRBINGULUS THE STRANGE
Kirbingulus by Totallynotfish September 22, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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