kipul 

Abbreviation for 'keep it, I'll pick up later' when someone drops a valuable item at a sick house party or a drunk night out and eagerly wants it back. Usually, accompanied by a person who finds out the aforementioned item and equally eagerly wants to keep it for unknown reasons or joking purposes after showing possession evidence.

-Mogonga: After showing photography evidence of the item " I have the cap"

-Joules: "Keep it! I found it at Patrick's BBQ. It makes me look sexy"
-Mogonga: "I changed to mofonga's cap"
-Joules: "Nooo, give it back to me"
-Mogonga: "U said to keep it!"
-Joules: "Noooo, like 'kipul' ffs!"

kipul by JoulesBinnacle January 21, 2021

kipple 

Kipple is a word coined by the remarkable science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention. Eventually, one day, the entire world will have moved to a state of kipplization.

From Phil Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

JR - Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers of yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself. For instance, if you go to bed leaving any kipple around your apartment, when you wake up the next morning there's twice as much of it. It always gets more and more.
Pris- I see.
JR - There's the First Law of Kipple, "Kipple drives out nonkipple." Like Gresham's law about bad money. And in these apartments there's been nobody there to fight the kipple.
Pris - So it has taken over completely. Now I understand.
JR - Your place, here, this apartment you've picked - it's too kipple-ized to live in. We can roll the kipple-factor back; we can do like I said, raid the other apartments. But -
Pris - But what?
JR - We can't win.
Pris - Why not?
JR - No one can win against kipple, except temporarily and maybe in one spot, like in my apartment I've sort of created a stasis between the pressure of kipple and nonkipple, for the time being. But eventually I'll die or go away, and then the kipple will again take over. It's a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute kippleization.

kipple by Dan G. May 13, 2005

kidultism

The kid side of every adult. Kidult - An adult that acts like a kid

"Everyone has their own kidultism in them"

kidultism by zman4593 May 25, 2016

kipple factor 

The chaos in a closed environment (eg bedroom) as defined by the size of objects that tend to disappear spontaneously.

Dude 1: I can't find my keys, I swear I left them somwhere here.
Dude 2: I guess the kipple factor in this room is 3 inches.

kipple factor by Vipul Ved Prakash November 17, 2003

Kipling

The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.

Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.

Kipling by Poppins February 26, 2005

kidult 

A kidult is an adult that prefers items that society deems are for a younger person.

An adult who plays with toys or games. Also could be an adult who wears clothing that a teenager or younger person would wear.

kidult by Bob O'Keefe July 9, 2005

Kipling

An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.

Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.

Kipling by werelemming September 19, 2005