kings langley school

Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher