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king-size
king-size by Light Joker July 4, 2005
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Size King
A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
Size King
A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."
"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
Size King by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008
Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.
- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.
- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"
"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
Size King by Prof. Cheeseburger July 9, 2019
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