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Jack king off suited
1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.
1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT
2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT
2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.
Jack king off suited by John Green November 29, 2005
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