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King City 

A small town located in Southern California. Population of 11,000, 95% Mexican, 4% White Rich Cowboys, 1% Other. You can find many paisas roaming the streets in their riced out cars. Probably one of the most boring cities in the nation.
"Dude, I'm heading over to King City to hit a party!"
"King City sucks!"
King City by Nasty Massey March 26, 2004
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King City 

King City is not in Southern Cali, it's in Central Cali. The cutoff line is in Delano (the valley). $crap town, but the Norte still putz it down. No economy whatsoever....they tried to build some nice houses to attract people or something, then the economy took a shit, so that didn't work. Home to tons of $craps, wannabe $craps, and most of all, the paisas. Also ridiculous rich white kids....people in King City think you're royalty if you have the name Hearne, Metz, Meyer, Nino, Bray, Escobar (all names of ranchers that founded the small ass town or feed store owners....how presitigious!). Increased gang violence in the past few years....but few arrests, cuz no one talks. The only thing going on is.....nothing. Everyone, and I mean everyone from KC gets fucked up, cuz that's the only thing you do. If you're from KC, you still get fucked up. A lot of people don't make it out, sadly. The town to the south, Lockwood, is much better. KC breeds a person that gets fucked up, doesn't care about shit, gets in fights, acts rowdy, and then remains that way for life. But it's home, so some of us, even if we don't want to, still like it.
"what you bang, homie"

"King City MKL, buster"

"pop pop pop....another $crapa dead"
King City by LOCKWOOD GANG September 26, 2009

king city 

“foo let’s go to king city and blast a scrapa”

bet foo
king city by dadude678 October 30, 2022

King of Pipe city 

To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city
George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much

Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026