kimbabwe

The best country in the world. Kimbabwe is both a country, a religion, and a state of mind.

National Language: Kimbabwean
National Dish: Kimbabwean Kebabs
National Animal:

National Currency: Kimbabucks
National Sport: Kimbabwean Kebab-eating Kontest
Capital City: Jimbabwe (located in Kimbabwe)
Continent: Africa

Population: *in current development*

Important National Figures
Ruler of Kimbabwe: Kemibabwe
Supreme Leader of Royal Guard and Kimbabwean Police: Enducubabwe
Peacemaker of Kimbabwe: Craigbabwe1532
Pioneer of Kimbabwe: CyberbabweFlame Unitedbabwe
National Debt Collector: Lazarbabweus
National Alcohol Provider: Scarlettorbabwe

The national anthem lyrics of Kimbabwe

- beginning of song -

"I love kimbabwe"

- end of song -

kimbabwe by xX_I_love_Kimbabwe_Xx January 11, 2025

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Kombabwe

Kombabwe(s): An excellent term meaning Tits, Boobs, etc.

J: What are you up to tonight
C: Trying to hang out with Emily and feel on those Kombabwes

Kombabwe by TheRealNiggasaurus October 27, 2014

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Related Words

kimbabwe • kimbabies • Kombabwe

kimbabies

my beautiful, amazing, and gay friends 🥰 i love you, bruthas ✂️

person a: what is that huge group??

person b: kimbabies 😎

kimbabies by anonymous June 15, 2024

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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