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kimbabwe 

The best country in the world. Kimbabwe is both a country, a religion, and a state of mind.

National Language: Kimbabwean
National Dish: Kimbabwean Kebabs
National Animal:

National Currency: Kimbabucks
National Sport: Kimbabwean Kebab-eating Kontest
Capital City: Jimbabwe (located in Kimbabwe)
Continent: Africa

Population: *in current development*

Important National Figures
Ruler of Kimbabwe: Kemibabwe
Supreme Leader of Royal Guard and Kimbabwean Police: Enducubabwe
Peacemaker of Kimbabwe: Craigbabwe1532
Pioneer of Kimbabwe: CyberbabweFlame Unitedbabwe
National Debt Collector: Lazarbabweus
National Alcohol Provider: Scarlettorbabwe
The national anthem lyrics of Kimbabwe

- beginning of song -

"I love kimbabwe"

- end of song -
kimbabwe by xX_I_love_Kimbabwe_Xx January 11, 2025
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Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

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"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
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2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
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