Kife is defined as complete and utter crap. Cake is made from or based on a mixture of flour and sugar and eggs. The word is used to best describe a situation that could have been good(like cake) but turned out to be complete and utter crap(like kife). The word originated from the online game Counter-Strike when an individuals death seemed like "t0t@1 n3wb B5!!1!" or like that indivual deserved to kill his/her opponent.

Noun: I served that n00b a Slice O' Kifecake
Verb: I just got kifecaked by dracula!

Kifecake by Kyle "bat0s" Bailey May 6, 2006

Related Words

kigeca • kisecawchuck • Kifecake • kimeca • Kike Canyon

kimeca

Sexy and alluring, loyal but a certified freak....pretty smile and addictive personality....men are fascinated by her allure, heavens gift to all men but only one lucky man gets the pleasure of keeping company with a woman of her caliber...shes everything

I love me some Kimeca!

kimeca by Dizzyxrated28 December 19, 2016

kisecawchuck

He is the father of Mason

"Kisecawchuck is the father of Mason"

kisecawchuck by Tornsama November 22, 2021

Kisecawchuck

The person who is father of Mason.

"What's the name of your father, Mason?"
"Kisecawchuck."

Kisecawchuck by Tornsama November 22, 2021

kisecawchuck

A man with the power to NTR any 40+ year old milfs in Africa.

"Shit! He is a Kisecawchuck! I have to go find my mother."

kisecawchuck by Acolasia November 22, 2021

kisecawchuck

A sigma male who has the ability to NTR all milfs across Africa.

"Oh Shit! It's Kisecawchuck! He fucked my mom!"

kisecawchuck by Acolasia November 22, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026