Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.

Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*

kif kroker by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

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Shu Yo Kif

Silencing slur towards asians; very offensive

“Timmy, Shu yo kif. ive just about had it with you.”

Shu Yo Kif by JonathanBrianOG February 20, 2023

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kif

South African English Slang for Cool, Awesome.

The new ipod is kif!

kif by Lino Goncalves January 10, 2008

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kif

a fine powder created from rubbing the THC crystals off of marijuana buds with a cheese cloth to cheapen the bud and later to be added to your own stash for added potency

I put some kif on these sweet blueberry nugs so just take one hit and you'll be flying

kif by daniel mathias July 3, 2003

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kif

(from Arabic)
1. (noun) a mixture of tobacco and ganja frequently prepared and used in Morocco
2. (noun) the THC-laden tri-chromes of ganja, collected by rubbing your greenery (buds, stems, etc) against a very fine mesh screen. Often pressed into hash, sprinkled over a bowl, or mixed in with buds.
3. (verb) to produce kif from ganja

1. Ever since I returned from Rabat, I have had a strong urge for kif.
2. Hey Isaac, don't be stingy with the kif on that bowl, we want to get riiiiiiipped.
3. When I regain my motor skills, I will definitely finish kifing those stems.

kif by coreyander September 21, 2005

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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