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My kiern is sopping wet cause of all these men
kiern by Notorious p e e n December 22, 2020
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Not in Kai’s video game
Kai kierned kiern
kiern by Notorious p e e n December 22, 2020

Kielnik cup 

A 7-11 double gulp used to hide liquor in public, usually on the sideline at a kids football or soccer game.
I need to make a stop at 7-11 before my kids game to get a Kielnik cup.
Kielnik cup by Crohnie June 25, 2016

john kern 

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples
Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern
john kern by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.
"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."
Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012
A really really nice man, good looking, and fun to hang out with. Usually brown hair with brown eyes, a very unique name. Religious, cute, makes dirty jokes, kind, loveable, really funny and very caring. An all around wonderful person.
Kien by Gabriella2005 July 5, 2017
A woman who exceeds all others in beauty and intelligence. Kierna's are strong-willed, but tender-hearted, and often fail to see the beauty that others see in them.
Keep it up, and one day you'll be a Kierna.
Kierna by The_Definator February 10, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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