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metal-head kids 

A metalhead is simply someone who likes REAL metal for there favorite music and can tell real metal and shit metal apart. None of that bullshit you said about metalheads is true u fuck bag! you probably just listened to shitty korn or faggy slipknot. You assume that all metal is fake ass nu metal and assume that the music people listen to defines that person. Im 13 and i get A's and B's and i shower daily. Were not goths either. fucking goths are far away from metalheads. Goths listen to slipknot, while i like good metal like Metallica, Anthrax, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, etc. Cigarettes are for people who want cancer. We dont think that the world is out to get us, that's for retarded emos. thinking you're cool is for fucking preps , we don't think were cool, dumbass.i have a pretty fucking good backpack, and im not poor, besides, poor people don't spend money at Hot Topic due to the prices. Ya we wear band tees but we're not worthless and the girls arent sluts. anyone can be fucking stupid, but ur the fucking stupidest by stereotyping fucking good music and the people who listen to it
East Bay Ray, i recommend killing yourself, because you need to die for making any metal-head kids who read your definitions feel bad. We all want to kill you for beinga sterotypical douchebag.
metal-head kids by Zack423 October 28, 2006

metal-head kids 

Dumb, uneducated kids who sit around in Hot Topic clothing and think that they are cool and smoke cigareetes to fit in, but not to fit in. They smell bad and have horrible music styles, and think that the world is out to get them. Also they are poor and spend money at Hot Topic when they shpould be buying a backpack.
Tim: Look at Jan, she is a metal-head kid.

Me: what a waste of boobs and asss.

Tim: She is 13 and her twenty year old "Goth" boyfriend got her pregnant.

Me : FUCK!
metal-head kids by East Bay Ray November 7, 2004
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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