kidding on the square
kidding on the square by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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Kidding on the Square
I can see how you might think Al Franken had coined the expression if you had never heard it before, but it was an expression my mother when I was growing up -- and she died in 1984.
When Al picked up the tab for dinner he joked about me being a tightwad; I felt bad because I figured he was probably kidding on the square.
Kidding on the Square by PaulDee March 24, 2004
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Kidding on the Square
Nick: Hey, Frank, how's the wife treatin' ya?
Frank: Fuck you, Nick.
Nick: Kidding on the square, Frank!
Frank: Fuck you, Nick.
Nick: Kidding on the square, Frank!
Kidding on the Square by Dorian Black June 21, 2005
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