kick the donkey

using a peer to peer p2p service, such as eDonkey to look for a file, such as an mp3

I hear Band X has a new CD out. I may have to kick the donkey for that one.

by ChrisGWilliams June 27, 2005

Kick A Donkey

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.

That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!

by micahdehn December 14, 2007

kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

you're kicking my donkey

to express frustration

Marissa you're kicking my donkey. Let's get this issue addressed.

by CGP October 26, 2007

The diapered kicking donkey

A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.

"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"

"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"

by Rc979797 July 01, 2015