khaylem 

A person who breaks all basic laws of science also known as the creature

John:how are you going to get to China and bring a duplex

Khaylem: Give me 5 minutes

khaylem by Swuawce October 1, 2020

khayemal 

a very popular word in Farsi meaning chaploos, pachekhar, a person who flatters and usually wants to benefit, deragatory term for flatterer

Ajab khayemali hasti to! What a nasty flatterer you are!

khayemal by MILLOOO September 29, 2010

Kaylem 

Known as the biggest pimp in his ends, also referred to as black booty basher the 4th, is a highly skilled individual.

Originated from his mums van, this legend conquers land and decimates peasants in his path. The master of memes slays the poon with one swift thrust making him one of the most efficient men in his work of expertise.

Usually seen as tall and tone and have athletic structures. These fine specimen are rare creatures and look down upon any race.

They are highly humorous but hide their dark side of racism and neglect of disabilities from those around him. Only true friends know his true side. Kaylem also hates everyone and have monotone voices, often perceived as grumpy.

Kaylem: what are you doing?

Peasant: praying to God

Kaylem: I don’t answer my messages. Sorry.

Kaylem by PhoenixAwoken February 19, 2019

Khaylomsky 

A big fat smelly russian with clammy hands and nappy hair.

Also known as a Clownsky if he is wearing a clown nose.

My friend is such a Khaylomsky, but I love him anyway.

Khaylomsky by Shuggies April 14, 2005

My Kaylem 

A person in your life you love to death and someone you never want to leave you, only for a second. A person that you feel safe with and comfortable with. You can be open and they will listen to you with open arms. A person who acts like the strongest person in the room as they tower everyone else in the room but when you are one on one you find that they A like a baby who wants to be loved all the time.

I talked to My Kaylem all night until I couldn't open my eyes anymore from looking at the phone screen.

My Kaylem by Withered Paper January 5, 2022

Khalem 

When you fall trying to 50-50 a ledge, rail, hubba, etc.

How did you khalem on that little rail?

Khalem by JT Mizzle November 8, 2009

khaylen

Khaylens are rare. They are usually white but have a dark sense of humor. But Khyalens are the one person you can count on for just about anything.

She will usually have a great sense of humor and are very compassionate. If you have a khaylen as your significant other. KEEP HER! She will always know the right thing to say in any situation. She may come off a little too overbarring and cocky but once you take your time and get to see past her outside shell, you will learn that she is beautiful and her confidence is a part of that. Her personality is just stunning!! A khaylen is a keeper. Whether it be friend or significant other, don’t let her go!

P1:I just met this girl named Khaylen, do you know her?
P2: yeah she’s great and funny and amazing and just ... well yeah I know her
P1: wow I guess u do
P2: yeah I found myself years ago

khaylen by Juliobeee January 7, 2018