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A person who breaks all basic laws of science also known as the creature
John:how are you going to get to China and bring a duplex

Khaylem: Give me 5 minutes
khaylem by Swuawce October 1, 2020
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khayemal 

a very popular word in Farsi meaning chaploos, pachekhar, a person who flatters and usually wants to benefit, deragatory term for flatterer
Ajab khayemali hasti to! What a nasty flatterer you are!
khayemal by MILLOOO September 29, 2010
Related Words
khaylem Khayle Khayleb Khaylee kaylem Khalem Khayler khailem khalema khayemal
Known as the biggest pimp in his ends, also referred to as black booty basher the 4th, is a highly skilled individual.

Originated from his mums van, this legend conquers land and decimates peasants in his path. The master of memes slays the poon with one swift thrust making him one of the most efficient men in his work of expertise.

Usually seen as tall and tone and have athletic structures. These fine specimen are rare creatures and look down upon any race.

They are highly humorous but hide their dark side of racism and neglect of disabilities from those around him. Only true friends know his true side. Kaylem also hates everyone and have monotone voices, often perceived as grumpy.
Kaylem: what are you doing?

Peasant: praying to God

Kaylem: I don’t answer my messages. Sorry.
Kaylem by PhoenixAwoken February 19, 2019

Khaylomsky 

A big fat smelly russian with clammy hands and nappy hair.

Also known as a Clownsky if he is wearing a clown nose.
My friend is such a Khaylomsky, but I love him anyway.
Khaylomsky by Shuggies April 14, 2005

My Kaylem 

A person in your life you love to death and someone you never want to leave you, only for a second. A person that you feel safe with and comfortable with. You can be open and they will listen to you with open arms. A person who acts like the strongest person in the room as they tower everyone else in the room but when you are one on one you find that they A like a baby who wants to be loved all the time.
I talked to My Kaylem all night until I couldn't open my eyes anymore from looking at the phone screen.
My Kaylem by Withered Paper January 5, 2022
When you fall trying to 50-50 a ledge, rail, hubba, etc.
How did you khalem on that little rail?
Khalem by JT Mizzle November 8, 2009
Khaylens are rare. They are usually white but have a dark sense of humor. But Khyalens are the one person you can count on for just about anything.

She will usually have a great sense of humor and are very compassionate. If you have a khaylen as your significant other. KEEP HER! She will always know the right thing to say in any situation. She may come off a little too overbarring and cocky but once you take your time and get to see past her outside shell, you will learn that she is beautiful and her confidence is a part of that. Her personality is just stunning!! A khaylen is a keeper. Whether it be friend or significant other, don’t let her go!
P1:I just met this girl named Khaylen, do you know her?
P2: yeah she’s great and funny and amazing and just ... well yeah I know her
P1: wow I guess u do
P2: yeah I found myself years ago
khaylen by Juliobeee January 7, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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