keyshjanell 

keyshjanell is stunning. her eyes translucent, picking up the brightest shades of the eye color spectrum. Vibrant, magical hues of green, blue, and gray that glisten in the sun. Hair that falls in loose springs of brown, cascading like coffee down a rocky mountain. Her build is as tall as that, the mountain, firm but delicate looking down over the horizon. Ethereal in every way of the word. Freckles that scatter her nose like endless constellations, over her bridge, less defined but romantic nonetheless. Her limbs glide, long and graceful, delicate yet strong, fragile yet agile, as the wind blows her forward mystically. She possesses otherworldly charm, though, perhaps not conventionally attractive. Not in her eyes, not in standards eyes. But to everyone else, she is unconventionally gorgeous in every sense of the word. Unspoken-ly but thoughtfully to everyone she comes across. A bore to herself, timid and dorky to others. Skittish to herself, nervous-- like a bunny to others. She must learn to embrace herself as not flawless, but perfect still. Within the embrace of a chaotic, outgoing partner, platonic or not, she will become even more of a joy to be around to the people surrounding her. Mainly for, underneath her layers of protection, lies a witty attitude and lighthearted atmosphere. Keyshjanell is not known by many, but loved by all that do.

"Keyshjanell is so quiet, but once you know her, she is so pleasant to be around!'

"A true goofball, that Keyshjanell is."

keyshjanell by omgguys October 15, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016