keyjob

A bowel movement; a release of poop; gastric relief through defication

Oh, man, I just went keyjob and I feel so much better.

by Haarenbach May 24, 2008

Keyjones

/keeˈhoʊneɪz// Mutation of the words 'cojones' and keyboard, keyjones denotes courage only over the internet and their true identity safely behind a computer screen.. Someone with keyjones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over IM, email, WoW etc. etc. Similar to keyboard warrior

Keyjone231: I'm coming to kill you

Standardbean0: You live on the opposite side of the world to me, you know as well as I do that it won't happen, you've got some real keyjones right there.

by DunxTheCan October 15, 2009