keyboard sex

Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.

Keyboard sex is pretty lame if you think about it for more than ten minutes.

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

sex keyboard

A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

keyboardsexual

Someone who loves building or using custom built keyboards with soothing sounds. Also, feel some sort of sexual attachment to the keyboard.

Example:

You see that guy Kiro? He been keyboardsexual for awhile ever since he saw that Taeha Types .

by Dr_R1ck February 4, 2022