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The type of guy that would go to the washroom and get stuck in there for 2-6 days and he is constantly constipated
Damn that man is definitely a Kevin L he has been in there for 3 days already
Kevin L by Kevin Baldo October 24, 2020
Words you can keep
Someone that is always constipated and has a very bald head
Jeff: Look at that guy on the streets, he’s definitely a Kevin L
Kevin L by Kevin Baldo October 24, 2020

kevin L’ing 

when one is uncontrollably acts 5 years old when under the influence. also one who owns a business that rhymes with penis.
did u see that kid? he was acting so stupid. he was kevin L’ing. i also heard he owns a business named apenis. what a kevin L. he really holds the L.
kevin L’ing by Gbaby1214 May 18, 2019

Kevin Langue 

One of the bests youtubers out there.

Is also known by Sugar K and "our favorite dad".

Loves his fandom (bub nation) and shows them love all the time!

His Twitter is full of motivational tweets. (@KevinLangue)
His youtube videos are the best, he's always happy and makes great content. He has a serie on youtube called "Stranger Friends" where he films his friends (and him) doing silly stuff.
Words on the street is that his merchandise is super cute and soft.

You should subscribe to him (and watch his videos) because he deserves all the love and happiness in the world.
"Have you seen Kevin Langue new vlog?"

"yes! It was AMAZING!!"

Kevin Ling 

Kevin Ling is the most awesome person! He gets the girls and is very buff! everybody go to his swimming meets to see his hot body. He eats six meals a day! He is very nice and cute.
Kevin Ling is the cutest.
Kevin Ling by Stephanie Ching February 12, 2013

Kevin Lauren 

Kevin Lauren is the biggest rapper in Norway. Originally from Sandnes, he amassed his huge fanbase through his boujee way of life and music skills. He has worked along the likes of rappers such as 'Ballinciaga' and all his shows get sold out in an instant. His male audience is called 'Broderskapet', while he uses the word 'Baddies' to describe his female audience. Lauren is not only famous for his exquisite work within the music industry but also for being one of the most dangerous gangsters in Scandinavia. He has already been to jail, but he is not afraid to go again since Kevin Lauren is the hardest motherfuc*er around. Although Lauren may appear to be of Norwegian descent, he is actually not Norwegian and his family on the streets are certainly all immigrants. He is currently in a relationship with Rebba.

His biggest song 'Streetsa er helt GTA' is widely regarded as one of the finest literary works in modern Norwegian history. The song uses intricate language and plenty of allusions to convey the message of the song. That the streets are 'helt GTA broder'. He also talks about how he came from a nice upbringing, but the coldhearted streets changed him to be the man known today as Kevin Lauren.

Kevin Lauren's most famous quote is:
"Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk"
This quote will forever be glued into Norwegian culture as its impact on Norwegian youths and adults is unmatched.
Example 1

Philip: Sup 'broder' have you met any 'baddies' lately?

Raiyan: You already know how it is. 'Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk'

Example 2

Raiyan: Did you just see Kevin Lauren and Rebba pulling up at the crib?

Philip: Yeah, Rebba juicy af tho.

(gunshots)

Raiyan: DAMN, 'Streetsa er helt GTA' we need to run!
Kevin Lauren by Lammiser January 10, 2022

Kevin Ling 

Kevin is the most amazing guys I have ever meet! (: He makes my heart skip a beat and always give me a great laugh. Smiles are always on my face when I'm talking to him! :) He is my best friend and everything I've ever wanted in a guy. Thank you for making me no only the happiest girl in the world but the luckiest girl in the word because I got such a perfect guy like you!
Tori: I love my prince charming, Kevin Ling.
Kevin Ling by VictoriaMarie July 8, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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