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Kerlos is a person who tries his best to be funny but ultimately fails to do so.
Person 1:did you hear kerlos' joke?
Person2:yea, it was horrlible
kerlos by Cloncers May 21, 2022
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I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
you are the leader of your own world; you exhibit impeccable bravery, superiority and sovereignty. You are expected to achieve extraordinary feats. You have the strength of character to take command of any situation and your presence commands respect and attention. And just like a king, you have a big heart, you are generous and sensitive to others’ feelings.
Brave, leader, big heart, nice, loving, kerolos
Kerolos by cyril wat a great name February 7, 2010
A loving amazing guy, can be really mean and harsh, rude, narcissistic but is nice and kind on the down low
he cares for his family and friends more than anythingelse, often has blue or green eyes. Most of the time is really insecure but refuses to show it. an all around good guy
Karlos... no sentence required. Do not mistake for Carlos
Karlos by ~S.Anonymous June 12, 2018

Kerosene 

Kerosene is fuel. Red bull is fuel. Kerosene is red bull.
Kerosene by dolanders May 17, 2019
The hottest and sexiest man to walk on earth and a man of a women’s dreams all the girls masturbate to a man named Karlos. Karlos is the reason why girls get wet and all the girls get nervous when Karlos is around. Karlos is a man with the biggest dick in the world and has the biggest muscles and steals other men’s girls. A girl would break up with their man just to be with Karlos. Karlos rejects women but women ride his dick back and forth all day for him
Karlos is cute
Karlos by Ellerawjs December 30, 2020

kerosene 

A fuel commonly used in lamps and heaters, derived and refined from petroleum.
Cary poured some kerosene into the heater and warmed the charming whorehouse.
kerosene by JiggaJim March 24, 2003
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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