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kerlos

Kerlos is a person who tries his best to be funny but ultimately fails to do so.
Person 1:did you hear kerlos' joke?
Person2:yea, it was horrlible
by Cloncers May 21, 2022
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Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic August 9, 2008
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Kerolos

you are the leader of your own world; you exhibit impeccable bravery, superiority and sovereignty. You are expected to achieve extraordinary feats. You have the strength of character to take command of any situation and your presence commands respect and attention. And just like a king, you have a big heart, you are generous and sensitive to others’ feelings.
Brave, leader, big heart, nice, loving, kerolos
by cyril wat a great name February 7, 2010
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Karlos

A loving amazing guy, can be really mean and harsh, rude, narcissistic but is nice and kind on the down low
he cares for his family and friends more than anythingelse, often has blue or green eyes. Most of the time is really insecure but refuses to show it. an all around good guy
Karlos... no sentence required. Do not mistake for Carlos
by ~S.Anonymous June 12, 2018
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Kerosene

Kerosene is fuel. Red bull is fuel. Kerosene is red bull.
by dolanders May 17, 2019
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Karlos

The hottest and sexiest man to walk on earth and a man of a women’s dreams all the girls masturbate to a man named Karlos. Karlos is the reason why girls get wet and all the girls get nervous when Karlos is around. Karlos is a man with the biggest dick in the world and has the biggest muscles and steals other men’s girls. A girl would break up with their man just to be with Karlos. Karlos rejects women but women ride his dick back and forth all day for him
Karlos is cute
by Ellerawjs December 30, 2020
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kerosene

A fuel commonly used in lamps and heaters, derived and refined from petroleum.
Cary poured some kerosene into the heater and warmed the charming whorehouse.
by JiggaJim March 24, 2003
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